Right?!? Shoulda beat him within an inch of his life. In the old days, we'd kill a guy for missing his assignment on D. Literally kill the guy. With a trident. Then we'd all get together and plot to cover it up, saying he took his own life out of embarrassment, and since the detectives (real men) agreed that he missed his assignment, they'd walk away without further investigation. Advocating for anything less makes you a wimp. Why, back in my day, we'd play basketball barefoot, on broken glass and hot coals. Turned us into men. Death to losers. Only the victorious are real men. Like in the good ole days (ancient Greece, native Canadians, etc.).
Times change. People (some) evolve. Don't celebrate being stuck in primordial mud.