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Do you know what day it is? You should!

fairgambit

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Call me nuts, but I love Pistachios!!!!
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It's also Birthday Eve for Howie'81.
Happy Birthday, Howie!

Is this one of those birthdays where your age has a "0" in it? Causes one to reflect sometimes. Or, more simply put, are you turning 60?

You're a stalwart guy, a great PSU fan, and good to have around. Many more to you!
 
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Happy Birthday, Howie!

Is this one of those birthdays where your age has a "0" in it? Causes one to reflect sometimes. Or, more simply put, are you turning 60?

You're a stalwart guy, a great PSU fan, and good to have around. Many more to you!
60 it is!
 
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I’m shocked that you haven’t incorporated and marketed “ Fairs Nut House “. A global chain that provides stale nuts at ridiculously high prices combined with poor customer service.

Thomas, that is brilliant! I want you on my marketing team. I am prepared to make you a very low offer for your services. Then each year, we lower it a bit more. This way you make your highest salary when you start and, at least initially, you can brag to your friends and family that you are the highest paid guy in the marketing department.
I will have my people call your people. :)
 
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Thomas, that is brilliant! I want you on my marketing team. I am prepared to make you a very low offer for your services. Then each year, we lower it a bit more. This way you make your highest salary when you start and, at least initially, you can brag to your friends and family that you are the highest paid guy in the marketing department.
I will have my people call your people. :)
That is the most unique offer I have received since my early youth when the US Government magnanimously provided me a one year all expenses paid trip to Southeast Asia. Your creative hiring practices are why people continuously flock from inches around to bask in your magnificence.

Unfortunately I must defer on your offer as I have recently accepted an exciting new opportunity as the assistant towel boy at a ladies “ fat farm “ spa.
 
That is the most unique offer I have received since my early youth when the US Government magnanimously provided me a one year all expenses paid trip to Southeast Asia. Your creative hiring practices are why people continuously flock from inches around to bask in your magnificence.

Unfortunately I must defer on your offer as I have recently accepted an exciting new opportunity as the assistant towel boy at a ladies “ fat farm “ spa.

I understand. "Fat farm" opportunities are unique in their own way. I will close the door on this but if you change your mind, knock three times and give the special sign. If you don't know the special sign, have your people call my people.
 
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