ESPN: What dog would your college have?

[psuguy43]

Katie Nolan just had a comic segment about there being "a dog for every team.". A few notables:

Rutgers would have a sled dog because they are best known for getting whipped.

Ohio State would have a seeing eye dog

Pretty funny!


What kind of dog would Penn State have and why???

 

[PSUQBKeeper]

is she getting paid for this?

if so its too much

 

[Harrisburg Dave]

The PA state dog. A Great Dane.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Well, Fonzie (the basset hound) has a history of BARKING FOR BARKLEY.

We’ve been working, I think this year he’ll add HOWLING FOR HAMLER.

 

[fairfaxlion2]

The sport has hit rock bottom

 

[marshall23]

Spuds Mckenzie

 

[Roar More]

Well, "Air Bud" is on ESPN 2 because, you know... sports.

 

[psuguy43]

Well, "Air Bud" is on ESPN 2 because, you know... sports.

Great timing

 

[PS4814]

The sport has hit rock bottom

Correction - the espn network has hit rock bottom.

 

[fairfaxlion2]

Correction - the espn network has hit rock bottom.

They have indeed. And they keep going deeper, somehow. These are actual headlines currently linked from the main page of ESPN.com. What can you even say about this garbage?

"Virtual reality and robotic tackling dummies -- how Dartmouth is shaping the future of football"

"Adam Schefter's fantasy football cheat sheet: Value picks and sleepers to target"

"Texts from mom and 'tsunamis' of cash: golfers' tales about money"

"From breakups to makeups: NBA reunions that defied expectations"

"How players are using uniform numbers to break baseball's unwritten rules"

 

[psuguy43]

I thought that it was light-hearted humor. Lighten up?

 

[We Are . . .]

Penn State would be a Doberman Pinscher: loyal, intelligent, fearless, and athletic.

Penn State BOT: a cat.