Almoat 12 years ago, something magical happened . . .
. . . and a Giant Was Awoken, an intense Rivalry born.
There was a Gorilla Hulk, a Unicorn, a Q and, of course, The Truth. Supported by a Mega and some Hulk Hands, a Dynasty was in the making.
The Rival claimed it was a flash in the pan, that We would fall back to the pack. But Three Nasties were on the way. And The Coach said, “Let there be PAIN.”
The Team went on a tear and caused much despair, as its Rival looked helplessly on. It had no answer.
Meatball was Trippin’, The Wolf and Raptor were Feastin’, Wreck Hall was Rockin’ . . . and more Championships came.
The Rival once again claimed it would all come crashing down. The Bonus Machine would graduate, making It their time to shine.
But Toes would be Tweaked.
Riddles would be Solved.
A Star would be Born.
And a Spotlight Stolen.
Flustered, the Rival could only utter, “No mas! No mas!”
As we begin IOWA WEEK 2023, take a moment to remember all the joy the PENN STATE program has brought to its hungry fans, all the thrills of a heated Rivalry . . . and that We continue to Reload.
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves.
We Are . . . Nittany Nation! 😉