Report from the Front lines: TOP SECRET
Last evening it was revealed to a select few, that our Commander and Chief was going to go full Gladiator later in the week by single handedly doing a TD contest against the meanest of the mean tweeter folks. While the information is sketchy at best right now, we know our guy will come through if put to the test.
Additional news, is that one of the lighter divisions of the 125lb class may have some traction issues as a result military drills on their off day. As you know the Nitts were securing their mid west northern front in operations Code Named Meatchicken and Sparta this past weekend. While we were in battle these Hawks were able to do extra drilling, which may have led to the issue. Its also widely speculated they may have even got into the sauna with plastics, rode their mopeds at high rates of speed and duck hunted on campus. These heathens just do what they want it seems with no sense of rules or decorum. This lack of a battle obviously gives them extra days rest, which with their advanced age of personnel and equipment, they are rightly justified in not attempting to over do it. We want them at their best, as we do not want any excuses for their losses. We want to capture their flag that reads EXCUSES ARE FOR WUSSES and present it at the March Dinner of Champions. Lastly, its wildly speculated that they as the great controllers of their schedule, knew we were coming soon and foretold the need to rest their weary combatants before this epic battle. Like winter in Russia, you don't attack I City without a clear plan and our Nitts always have a plan.
Cyber attacks are calming down, as Night Ranger Z has for the most part kept the volatility at bay. While he maintains his finger on the button, he just hasn't seen much fight from the squawkers to use it. For this we must all be grateful.
Our new anonymous Posters are doing battle and learning the finer points of the exchange. Knowing when to hold em, knowing when to fold em and some would even say knowing when to walk away is the main take away so far. Its proved to be a great learning experience for everyone, especially our new recruits.
Special Operator JTS while getting a little long in the tooth from years of exchanges is looking for a few good anonymous folks to join him and hopefully take over is command. He has high hopes for a few of them we are hearing. This is a joy to hear.
There may be news coming from Baghdad Brands news conference so be prepared. Pay attention to his eyes for his eyes give us a glimpse into his upcoming battle plans. Hear past the metaphors and short stories about things that make no sense. They are but an illusion, a play on words to make you relaxed. But relax Baghdad Brands does not, as he relaxes with Chainsaws and this must never be forgotten.
Couple Board Keeping Items for those back at Home:
The Board is looking for information from the legion on their provisions for the battle. We want to make sure that ample cocktails, wines, frothy hops, meats, cheeses, smokey treats and blended sauces are being discussed. We also want to make sure that your battle parties are properly staffed with additional Nitts. So please let us know that as well.
last thing, the battle shall start at 9pm EST shown on BTN, but please, please, please hold off on your ragdolling until after the final whistle. we do not want anyone hurt and need everyone ready for battle properly hydrated with lots of stamina.
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