Someone posted on the Intermat forums that Kerk has a torn ACL. Is this true / known?
Racoons, Elephants and Porcupines
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Was the reference to present-day, or the past? I think I recall reading on the forums that he had a knee thing before transferring to PSU . . .
If something is going on currently, it would seem odd to keep him (and only him) listed at 285 in this week’s match notes if it was not considered manageable.
Lee and Ayala beef?
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The post says that Kerk “is currently wrestling with a torn ACL”.
Lee and Ayala beef?
The post says that Kerk “is currently wrestling with a torn ACL”.
It's on the internet -- it MUST be true!
I remember there was an interview with him a while back, like before he ever wrestled a match for PSU, where he said he tore his ACL and never got it fixed. Could be referencing that?
yes he is missing one acl already. i'm guessing that's what it's referring to. he talks about it in an interview prior to his psu days. tore it, got it repaired, tore it again, and said f it.
It’s clearly referencing the past. It was brought up in relation to Spencer - showing that it’s not just Iowa that has a wrestler out on the mats taking a chance with his knees
No offense but could OP delete the thread? This is old news and will just cause an unnecessary freak out. The panic when Kerk tweaked his hammy at Big 10s was bad enough.
The internet also says that the average human anus can take up to 2 full raccoons 😂
So, logically, he’ll be exactly half as good as Spencer if he wins a title?
Raccoons Poised To Take Over The State of Iowa
With no natural predators, the raccoon population in Iowa is soaring.
And . . . here . . . we . . . go . . . .
* Raise your hand if you thought we’d go from wrestling-injury rumor to raccoons-in-anuses to Iowa in less than 16 posts.
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* Raise your hand if you thought we’d go from wrestling-injury rumor to raccoons-in-anuses to Iowa in less than 16 posts.
🙋♂️
What is this, Go Iowa Awesome?
I always considered this board above average.
What about Ironbird? He's an above average anus.
Sort of like the 6 degrees of Bacon..
What would it be named??
Too late! I had to pick myself off the floor after losing consciousness due to a symptomatic SVT (Supraventricular tachycardia).
Holy phuck, posters don't just punch posters in the gut with a mack truck like that!
I didn't even know intermat had a forum...great now I have to go lurk there as well
2 raccoons and an elephant. He's a unique individual tho so I'm hoping Grip220 doesnt consider this post is a challenge..
2 porcupines would explain a lot.
Thanks man. Belly laughed (more like a belly roar) at the end of a meeting.
Just snickered afterwards and mentioned you people need to work harder at maintaining my attention!
Still freaking laughing.
BTW, 2 raccoons + an elephant stuffed in Ironbird would be the turducken from hell.
Man, I’m just glad you included “into his next story” in that sentence.Slush working raccoons-in-anus into his next story:
If you thought that was funny . . . let’s see how this plays out.
I’m effin’ crying over here, my abs are shot, and my head hurts. I never should have logged on this morning. 🤣
@mcpat — Please man, unedit the thread title. This thing has gotten too good to be deleted. Or at least just change it a second time to something completely benign.
This would be good advice for when any thread goes off the rails, change the title to whatever it has morphed into.
Thanks! That was priceless. Diet Mt. Dew spewed across the floor. It's been a while since this board has caused to laugh this hard and this much.
If I'm banned over on HR today, just know I'm blaming you..
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