My personal favorite was about Luis Suarez. For those who don’t follow world football, Suarez is a fantastic goal scorer from Uruguay while also being a very divisive player - constantly bitching at the ref, diving and always trying to gain an edge, etc. Anyway, he also has an amazing overbite. While he played for Liverpool, the fans at rival Manchester United came up with this classic:I follow the Premier League and always wonder why American fans never get into songs for athletes. It would be awesome to be at a Phillies game and hearing 44,000 people singing out the players' names. Wrestling would be perfect for this too.
“Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offsiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside.”