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This is what Pitt calls 50k attendance.

ASWP goes by "theoretic attendance" figures - given that an empty mustard-yellow seat is brighter than the average ASWP fan, they're counted in the attendance figures....

Mythical fans, mythical national championships...we should get a Pitt fan to figure out the national debt...we will be looking good.
 
I've never seen a fan base so infatuated with another teams attendance (especially one that you supposedly don't care about:). I seriously can't wait to hear the multitude of excuses after we beat your asse on the field this Saturday. #H2P

Yawn. You really can't blame us. Even Grove City outdraws you most days.

Heard your starting DE has a broken foot. Bummer. Luckily for all of the other home games he'll be able to really spread out in the lower stands and get comfortable.
 
Yawn. You really can't blame us. Even Grove City outdraws you most days.

Heard your starting DE has a broken foot. Bummer. Luckily for all of the other home games he'll be able to really spread out in the lower stands and get comfortable.

He's feeling really frisky after that dominating performance by the ASWP OL against DI-AA monster, Villanova.....
 
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