Joe - I'm way too much of a goofball, I would occupy 2 entire floors in his doghouse. He'd like me much better the day after my college career ended.
CJF - CJF recruits athletes.. even if you inflated my numbers, I'd never be that guy. I would be the teams "don't act like this" example. I would get a plus for energy and confidence. He might not dig that my grades always trailed my IQ Score by about 25%.
BOB - my best fit, I emit four letter words more smoothly than most people walk. Not an athlete, but I was a pure football player.. tough, trash-talking, willing to mix it up with anyone.. a pure scrapper who was willing to work. Actually my best fit would be @SJLuvsLions . We had an all-American hoop player at our junior high.. she went on to play at D1 American U in DC and had an affair with her coach.. she once asked me "I asked my dad (my Head Coach at the time) how could somebody who sucks so bad at basketball be so good at football?" What I got out of it.. my hoop game wasn't "that bad".. I did tend to foul a bit.. I'll never forget one practice where I ran 12 Oklahoma and 20 inside the bag drills, facing every kid who was worth $hit on the team.. these days they would lock a HC up for that.
CJF - CJF recruits athletes.. even if you inflated my numbers, I'd never be that guy. I would be the teams "don't act like this" example. I would get a plus for energy and confidence. He might not dig that my grades always trailed my IQ Score by about 25%.
BOB - my best fit, I emit four letter words more smoothly than most people walk. Not an athlete, but I was a pure football player.. tough, trash-talking, willing to mix it up with anyone.. a pure scrapper who was willing to work. Actually my best fit would be @SJLuvsLions . We had an all-American hoop player at our junior high.. she went on to play at D1 American U in DC and had an affair with her coach.. she once asked me "I asked my dad (my Head Coach at the time) how could somebody who sucks so bad at basketball be so good at football?" What I got out of it.. my hoop game wasn't "that bad".. I did tend to foul a bit.. I'll never forget one practice where I ran 12 Oklahoma and 20 inside the bag drills, facing every kid who was worth $hit on the team.. these days they would lock a HC up for that.
