Chapter 1 - Recruit PA kids
Chapter 2 - Defining F** and then having it
Chapter 2 - Defining F** and then having it
Whats in your 3" binder of gold intel
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My whole book is pictures of Hula Hoop Girl.
I left my binder in the sauna after practice dunk. I'm afraid its all wet.
Chapter 3 - Marketing
Sub chapter a) Goofy Videos play great on the interwebs
b) avoid the robot
c) have intermission with stupid human tricks or monkeys on dogs
d) taller ice cream cones
e) TBD events build fan excitement
f) interviews with lots of fan base loving red meat each time out
g) when things arent going well, just say "gable" over and over
Sub chapter a) Goofy Videos play great on the interwebs
b) avoid the robot
c) have intermission with stupid human tricks or monkeys on dogs
d) taller ice cream cones
e) TBD events build fan excitement
f) interviews with lots of fan base loving red meat each time out
g) when things arent going well, just say "gable" over and over
Addendum A: How to Manufacture F#%
1. Throw the coach - If one of your wrestlers wins a match, have them “throw” the coach, especially if the match is televised. This plays well on TV and the announcers will talk about the f#% culture surrounding your program.
2. Create a gaudy award - If your wrestlers aren’t motivated to score bonus points, create a visible award like a necklace that your wrestlers can wear for achieving bonus points. The motivation will increase in direct proportion to how gaudy the bling is. And gold or silver is an excellent contrast if your wrestlers are well -tanned.
1. Throw the coach - If one of your wrestlers wins a match, have them “throw” the coach, especially if the match is televised. This plays well on TV and the announcers will talk about the f#% culture surrounding your program.
2. Create a gaudy award - If your wrestlers aren’t motivated to score bonus points, create a visible award like a necklace that your wrestlers can wear for achieving bonus points. The motivation will increase in direct proportion to how gaudy the bling is. And gold or silver is an excellent contrast if your wrestlers are well -tanned.
Also have the ability to offer labor contract work for your university to entice fathers of transfers.
You guys should have more threads on Ohio State. Your obsession with Iowa is unhealthy.
If you haven't met our visitors smiroff and madden, maybe you would like to introduce yourself.
It's just that there is such a huge store of comedic gold in IC.
Chapter 5 - Focus on yourself and don't worry about anyone else.
Wish this was in our 3" binder for this forum...
Wish this was in our 3" binder for this forum...
That reminds me... how old I amThat reminds me.....I need to get milk.
A pretty young lady always brings the little boy out in all of us.
If it isn't, there might be something wrong with Crop.
You guys... What if real Hula Hoop Girl reads the boards? You're ruining my chances, here.
HHG: If you're reading this, I don't care for the unrealistic, inaccurate portrayal of women these gentlemen posted above. You're perfect just they way you are.
Will the HHG be at the Iowa Penn State dual?
See lots of tickets for sale on stub hub but who in hell gonna pay 175.00 to 350.00 for a ticket..Some of your great fans sure want to make a killing lol ...Good luck to them..
See lots of tickets for sale on stub hub but who in hell gonna pay 175.00 to 350.00 for a ticket..Some of your great fans sure want to make a killing lol ...Good luck to them..
Does that mean no more being reminded to get milk? Nor sticky buns?
