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Who wants to wear Emily Ratajkowski's underwear?

It's getting more and more difficult to type these posts with just one hand.

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Me, too. Wish I remembered when I could suck on some woman’s titties, pass out, and shit myself at an event and still be the cutest thing ever rather than being asked to leave and not come back.
I'm thinking you also being a lawyer might have something to do with your requisite forced exeunt, (all but Montague for you Shakespeare fans...):)
 
Me, too. Wish I remembered when I could suck on some woman’s titties, pass out, and shit myself at an event and still be the cutest thing ever rather than being asked to leave and not come back.
So wait, when I do that I'm NOT the cutest thing ever? Hmmm, that might explain why the neighbors stopped inviting me to parties.
 
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