100% facts:
1. I had a student named Crystal Lear. If you guessed her middle name was Chanda....you win a dinner

2. I had a student named Richard Dick. Most of his friends called him Dick Squared

3. Sadly... I had a brother & sister student whose last name was Boob. They named the boy Louie but they named the girl Iva. I kid you not

There is more to the story that you will have to ask me about in person.
4. I had a student named Peter Long. On the first day of school I always read the names off to check attendance etc. The computer sheet always had last name and then first. I was reading quickly and announced for "Long Peter".....crap. Lots of laughs. I had him 9th period. When I red-faced apologized he just said "It's Ok...that was the 7th time today" Great cool kid