Best football name ever on Bama

[Chickenman Testa]

I thought Sauce Gardner was a great name, but Kool-aid McKistry?!!!! My lord!

 

[The Spin Meister]

Decades ago, local high school team had a linebacker named Billy Bonecutter!

 

[CattyGuy51]

How about I. M. Hipp a running back at Nebraska(?) back in the day.

 

[Obliviax]

He Hate Me

 

[diontechristmas]

I’ve always been partial to Mike Stonebreaker, LB at ND in the late 80’s. He’s 55 now, god I’m getting old.

 

[bmusser24]

I like Major Burns from LSU. Parents HAD to be M*A*S*H fans

 

[CVLion]

I’ve quickly grown to like Chop Robinson

 

[j-buff]

How about Steve Smear

 

[Petch]

I used to work with a guy named Harry Balz. No lie.