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Gable Steveson and Carson Manville news (sorry, some fake news included)

If true re: GS, Jammen the curmudgeon might crack a smile.

http://www.twincities.com.gp21.clonezone.link/applevalley

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I'm right with you there - aside from a few weddings, I haven't stepped in a church in about 40 years. And if it wasn't for my father dragging us to even a Unitarian church in elementary school, it would be longer than that.

As an aside, I'm sure, given your contrarian, crotchety nature, that you're a fan of HL Mencken. Here's one of his classics:

http://www2.fiu.edu/~sabar/enc3311/The Sahara of the Bozart - Mencken.pdf
Crotchety.. i like that word. It sounds and smells anti-fresh! Im going to add that to my vernacular. Thank you!
 
If true re: GS, Jammen the curmudgeon might crack a smile.

http://www.twincities.com.gp21.clonezone.link/applevalley
I want Carson Manville really bad. In my opinion he is going to be a lot better then Mason and that's saying a lot because Mason is very good....Watch both of them many times....Really wanted Gable Stevens #1 ranked HWT but i guess we can't get them all....Seth is very good and i think he will pass up Gable in our room....Is Carson a Soph or Jr now ?
 
Good for Stevenson and great for the Gophers. We need a strong Minnesota team. Not sure with Seth. I hear AJ is training at 285, now, and I can't imagine the brothers competing for one spot. Hoffman seems to be a target at 197 so....
 
Only Spyker would simultaneously know Carson >> Mason while not knowing what year Carson is. (And also rely on others to google it for him.)
Combine:

1. Cocksure pronouncement, with
2. Uncertain grasp of key facts, with
3. Bizarre inability/unwillingness to perform certain elementary research tasks made very easy in the digital age

A Spyker Hat Trick
 
Only Spyker would simultaneously know Carson >> Mason while not knowing what year Carson is. (And also rely on others to google it for him.)
The even funnier part is, people believe he's a real person. Then they reply to him as if he's a real person. Some people even think he's an actual insider. I need to put a FULL COURT PRESS on these folks that take his posts seriously and tell them to turn back while they still can.
 
Good for Stevenson and great for the Gophers. We need a strong Minnesota team. Not sure with Seth. I hear AJ is training at 285, now, and I can't imagine the brothers competing for one spot. Hoffman seems to be a target at 197 so....
So sorry! Fake news. Click on any heading on that page and it takes you to the Clone Zone.
 
Only Spyker would simultaneously know Carson >> Mason while not knowing what year Carson is. (And also rely on others to google it for him.)

While also stating that he has seen Carson wrestle "many times". :rolleyes:
 
When I first read that story, I thought- Wow that is a cheesy quote. Maybe he was in the heat of the moment, but nope.... fake.
Probably achieved desired results, and had posters placing him below Nevills. I don't follow HS that closely, but Steveson is certainly an athletic guy. Whichever school lands him (or Nevills if he wrestles) is going to be happy.
 
I'm right with you there - aside from a few weddings, I haven't stepped in a church in about 40 years. And if it wasn't for my father dragging us to even a Unitarian church in elementary school, it would be longer than that.

As an aside, I'm sure, given your contrarian, crotchety nature, that you're a fan of HL Mencken. Here's one of his classics:

http://www2.fiu.edu/~sabar/enc3311/The Sahara of the Bozart - Mencken.pdf

Let's not forget Ambrose Bierce:http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?f=#!
 
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Only Spyker would simultaneously know Carson >> Mason while not knowing what year Carson is. (And also rely on others to google it for him.)
I watched Carson probably 3 years ago at a few tournaments when my son was wrestling...Lost track if he was a Soph or Jr. Heck maybe even a freshman i forget....lol
 
I watched Carson probably 3 years ago at a few tournaments when my son was wrestling...Lost track if he was a Soph or Jr. Heck maybe even a freshman i forget....lol
He's in 8th grade. Which means you formed your opinion of which brother would be better when he was in 5th grade.
 
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Only Spyker would simultaneously know Carson >> Mason while not knowing what year Carson is. (And also rely on others to google it for him.)
Wait...we just went through that same scenario with the Lee brothers a few weeks ago.
 
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