Sport wood, Find water?I went outside shortly after watching this video and I found water....... #diviningrodjoke ....
Sport wood, Find water?I went outside shortly after watching this video and I found water....... #diviningrodjoke ....
Sport wood, Find water?
I was thinking more of an inside trip leading to a pin.I’d let her have underhooks.
Maybe you’ve been flexing your shaft too much?Amazing! Just watching this brief video Straightened out my Driver. Thanks
More effective now at your age. You used to look for it in trees.I went outside shortly after watching this video and I found water....... #diviningrodjoke ....
Check out some of Paige Spiranac's videos. if you do not play gold you will want to.
Did it make your putter sputter?Amazing! Just watching this brief video Straightened out my Driver. Thanks
Pissed my pants laughing, no excuse yesterday.I’ve been golfing long enough that when I was a young man, I started out using a driver with a persimmon wood head ...a very hard wood.
As technology improved I advanced to an oversized head with a stiff shaft. As I’ve gotten older I recently went from a stiff shaft to a regular shaft.
After watching this video I’m returning to the stiff shaft.
Gotta love technology. 😉
When you were a baby, you started out using a diaper with a processed wood (paper-based) core ...a relatively stiff fiber.Pissed my pants laughing, no excuse yesterday.
I pissed my pants so BFD, I didnt ask for for an analysis. Remember, Im touchy today.When you were a baby, you started out using a diaper with a processed wood (paper-based) core ...a relatively stiff fiber.
As technology improved you advanced to a polyacrylate-based diaper with a limp core. As you’ve gotten older you recently went from a limp diaper to no diaper at all.
After reading bwfight’s post, you’re returning to the stiff or limp diaper, because peeing in your pants is no fun .
😉
Well. The disease seems to hit everyone. Recently, it was WildTurk. Now Stand. Nobody can stay in character. Okie dokie. #ripimprovspiritofyesI pissed my pants so BFD, I didnt ask for for an analysis. Remember, Im touchy today.
Wait ... is someone saying there is smut on the internet?
Waiter, this wine is corked.
Ragdolling.
Interestingly.........If I wore that same outfit while playing golf.......people would throw up. What does that say about our society?........... besides the fact that most people have 20/20 vision
Our dog did that to my son's pillow. He was very upset. I told him to just flip it over. Does that make me a bad parent? Asking for the local Children and Youth ServicesWhy pillow cases are important!
A female friend of mine was going on a business retreat with the rest of her associates. She was the only female.Amazing! Just watching this brief video Straightened out my Driver. Thanks
The story sounds like it's straight out from an adult magazine (not saying it is).A female friend of mine was going on a business retreat with the rest of her associates. She was the only female.
Well...she finds out on the same day she needs to get on a plane to go to the retreat that she was going to have to play golf. She never played the game. She panicked as she didn't want to embarrass herself in front of the men. So, she stopped by a golf course on the way to the airport to pick up a lesson to help her at least learn some basics.
As you might suspect, her putting was not an issue. It was hitting the ball off the tee. She couldn't hit the ball more than 25 ft off the tee and was missing the ball completely. The golf pro (Those of you that are golf pros probably know this) tried a lot of techniques, including the "Blue Danube Waltz Approach" when trying to hit the ball off the tee. Nothing was working.
She was desperate because she was running out of time before her plane left and didn't want to embarrass herself. So being the business woman she was, she threw him a bonus opportunity and said, "If you can teach me how to hit the ball decently off the tee in the next 30 minutes, I will TRIPLE your instruction fee!”
Well, the instructor didn't want to lose the bonus, so he took a risk he normally didn't take with a female student. You don’t have to be a golf pro to know that golf is an unnatural sport that has to comfortable. So he said, "Look, you are just being too tense. I want you to relax and...hold that golf club like you would a man's c**k, focus only on the ball and follow through."
WHACK.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She hits the ball over 200 yards! It wasn't exactly a straight shot, but it was impressive! The instructor was astonished to say the least.
The instructor said, "In my 20 years as a golf pro, I have never seen anyone hit the ball like that! I can only imagine how far you could hit the ball if you used your hands!”
@jstaar
Did your female friend say: ”I cross train by ragdolling my husband?”A female friend of mine was going on a business retreat with the rest of her associates …
I appreciate that. My wife is constantly telling me that my jokes are on an adolescent level.The story sounds like it's straight out from an adult magazine (not saying it is).
We’ve heard her say that you have second-year-student-moric humor.I appreciate that. My wife is constantly telling me that my jokes are on an adolescent level.
Great stuff Willie! Hopefully you whispered great things about penn st off camera to Boyou're gonna want to listen to this. (it's premium, sorry) but...promise im not pimping meaningless stuff -
the Levi one.
I love world traveler willieyou're gonna want to listen to this. (it's premium, sorry) but...promise im not pimping meaningless stuff -
the Levi one.
I get what you did there lmfaoAmazing! Just watching this brief video Straightened out my Driver. Thanks
Good Grief. I truly hope you did NOT see what I did there.I get what you did there lmfao
Still carrying a torch for the guy?I always hope … ames2state …
I always hope it's one of these threads that a famous past poster comes back on.
You're all being 12 year olds, making innuendos, and BAM! ames2state drops in to join and then never gets heard from again.