Iowa Illinois Grades from Mudflap
Started by Kentucky_Mudflap , Today, 04:40 AM
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Posted Today, 04:40 AM
Friends heres the Voice of Wrestling coming at you with the good the bad and the ugly from the Illy meat took my new gal pal her stage names Easi Swallows found her working in the chicken plant down to West Liberty grubstaked her to some H size aftermarket accessories some blondy hair and a wax job shes prime now gents starting out dancing up to Davenport you cant say Mudflaps not a mentor gents brings em up rite sure shes young reel young but you gents like em that way so does my best hand Wallace down to Mikes Club Car after the meat had to straten him up got a little handsy if you know what I mean slapped him around and he got the message reel quick he likes em young to. Friends there was some good a lot bad and a hole lotta ugly but the Voice of Wrestling tells it like it is hears the grades.
125 Stinkly hung in there friends he has some fite in him reel hard cut so he gassed a little in the third and the Illy gent broke it open he aint gonna win a lot but he aint gonna go down without a fite that is unless he loses his spirit lets get behind Stinkly he looks like one of my pups give him a B.
Friends on a side note somehow Tommy says you gotta redshirt all your young freshmen like Warner and Lee but Stinklys a young freshman and hes out there could it be if your ready to wrestle you got to ride the pines but if your not your gonna get throwed out there and get your head beat in? I cant figure this one out sure its part of the Tommys plan and we dont need to know the plan but sometimes I wonder if that plan got us outa the running for seven years if maybe we need to be changing the plan.
133 Locks dint want to be out there and it showed dint do nothing take Mudflaps word on it hes a downhill racer this mess is hard to watch give him a D for maken weight thats about all he did.
141 Turks I like this kid he wants to wrestle sure he does he just dont know how and them coaches aint gonna help him hes got a blast double telegraphed like its coming from Montana sure it worked in high school but it aint gonna make it with the big boys hes another thats gonna get his spirit broke and by the end of the year hes just gonna be a shadow of hisself give him a C for trying dont get down on this kid friends he just aint good enough for the show.
149 Sorenson continues to improve under Perrys watch scored another way off a ankle snatch he beat this kid 2-0 last year and beat him 4-1 this year sure some of you weak sisters that dont know much about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gonna try to say Mudflaps a liar but hombres your looking at the next 149 national champ and thank god for Perry and Gable for getting him hear give him a A.
157 Kimmer still trying to go to his left that was the way he scored his only takedown Heffernan told me after the meat he saw my post thanked me up and down because he told his kid circled left and took that away from Kimmer Kimmer you got to get with Perry and spend some time learning some new moves you stay with one move you got yourself a sophomore slump plus Kimmer you gotta get in better shape you died out there last night but still give him a B beat a tough kid.
165 Imar turned out Young big time Young dint come close to a takedown he could wrestle Imar for a decade and not take him down gents he aint strong and dont got no fite in him it aint his fault he just aint ready for prime time and prancing around with Star with there shirts off aint gonna make it happen Young your best bets to sidle up to Perry and learn some secrets from the grand master because you aint gonna horse with them fellas in the B1G give Young a D.
174 Gunther grinds it out I like this Gunther kid got a porno stash you know gents I do a lot of roofing up northern Illinois thinking maybe I mite have made his mommas dance card the way he looks and acts gents theres little Mudflaps running around all over you aint gonna stop a driving force like me aint no crime I just like my ladies give Gunther a A.
184 Bowmans does as much as he can but that aint much hes trying gents but Id like to see me a stud in hear instead of a country boy from North Scott they should have pulled Wilkie down to 184 and wrestled Warner so Warner could win hisself a ntl title but somehow Tommy wants to finish 10th this year and hes living some pipe dream PD3s gonna somehow become a Einstein and get all them 23 hours of online schooling done by Christmas mark my words gents PD3 aint gonna get it done friends he aint ever finished nothing ask Manning and KJ why would he start now give Bowman a B hes trying friends put your hands together hes doing all he can.
197 Wilkies wrestling up a weight and it shows he should be down to 184 but some knothead certified him at 197 I gots to know what genius thought that one up he pulls it outa his *** in OT give him a C.
HVW Stoll drew there second teamer sure hes a walkon Heff told me hes got two titles down to SA in jewjitsu but hes a sawed off little fat kid **** down his leg and pinned hisself if Blacks in there Illy wins and its a hole entire different story give Stoll a B but I dint see much.
Hombres its a sad state of affairs but the worlds gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport told me keep the heat and commentaries coming because Perrys on the way and things is gonna get better and Tommys gonna get it but hes got to hear it from more than one sources hombres thanks for the kudos and laudations you guys are like a reel family to me.