Greetings, I am The Count. They call me The Count because I love to count things.
Forgive me --- I have been a bit absent of late, I did not appear the week prior to the Ohio State game like I often do. Blame Donald Trump for that. He has been tweeting me constantly over the last week because he is desiring my services. Something about counting votes in your election!
ANYWAY, let's not talk politics. --- let's count an iconic 12 seconds in PSU football! Oh, was this great!
2:11:27. ONE Second! Well, they're going for a field goal. Maybe they'll miss --- but even if they make we're still down only one score. Regardless, we're still in this game!
2:11:28 TWO seconds!! OK, here comes the kick!
2:11:29 THREE seconds!!! BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:30 FOUR seconds!!!! And that's one of OUR guys recovering it!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:31 FIVE seconds!!!!! And he's got a whole lot of ground ahead of him!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is that?!?!?!? Haley!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:32 SIX seconds!!!!!! Past mid-field ------------- GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:33 SEVEN seconds!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:34 EIGHT seconds!!!!!!!! There's the end zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:35 NINE seconds!!!!!!!!! So close!!!!!!!!!!! Out-run this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:36 TEN seconds!!!!!!!!!! Broke the tackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, the end zone is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!
2:11:37 ELEVEN seconds!!!!!!!!!!! Diving AND .......................
2:11:38 TWELVE seconds!!!!!!!!!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWELVE seconds --- SIX points --- ONE incredible victory and moment we'll never forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!
(thunder and lightning)
Forgive me --- I have been a bit absent of late, I did not appear the week prior to the Ohio State game like I often do. Blame Donald Trump for that. He has been tweeting me constantly over the last week because he is desiring my services. Something about counting votes in your election!
ANYWAY, let's not talk politics. --- let's count an iconic 12 seconds in PSU football! Oh, was this great!
2:11:27. ONE Second! Well, they're going for a field goal. Maybe they'll miss --- but even if they make we're still down only one score. Regardless, we're still in this game!
2:11:28 TWO seconds!! OK, here comes the kick!
2:11:29 THREE seconds!!! BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:30 FOUR seconds!!!! And that's one of OUR guys recovering it!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:31 FIVE seconds!!!!! And he's got a whole lot of ground ahead of him!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is that?!?!?!? Haley!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:32 SIX seconds!!!!!! Past mid-field ------------- GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:33 SEVEN seconds!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:34 EIGHT seconds!!!!!!!! There's the end zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:35 NINE seconds!!!!!!!!! So close!!!!!!!!!!! Out-run this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11:36 TEN seconds!!!!!!!!!! Broke the tackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, the end zone is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!
2:11:37 ELEVEN seconds!!!!!!!!!!! Diving AND .......................
2:11:38 TWELVE seconds!!!!!!!!!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWELVE seconds --- SIX points --- ONE incredible victory and moment we'll never forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!
(thunder and lightning)
