Ok give me your first offensive play by PSU Sat

[psuro]

And I am sure many will say fumble int or false start.

OK let’s say first “successful” offensive play.

I say flanker screen to Dotson. 8 yard gain.

 

[BW Lion]

Who's starting at QB?

Roberson? Pitch-toss to Cain toward the short side of the field with pulling OL's. Gain of 8. (channeling my inner Joe)

Warren? A dive over the line-of-scrimmage. Gain of 1. (channeling my cutesy play CJF)

Clifford? A deep shot to Dotson. Gain of 0 because it was incomplete on the account of QB/WR rust. (channeling my greedy, impactive play CJF)

Abd? 🤷‍♂️

 

[Nitwit]

Bubble screen

 

[lazydave841]

Pistol formation hand off.

PA if SC starts.

 

[rudedude]

Off tackle run by Cain for 32 yards

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Run the Iowa late TD play…..roll right, throw back left to Dotson on the double move.

TD…..Penn State!

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Off tackle run by Cain for 32 yards

And the Big 2(12) officiating crew marks it as 2nd and three.

 

[BW Lion]

And the Big 2(12) officiating crew marks it as 2nd and three.

That could believably happen after 3 consecutive, but equally mysterious, holding calls and an interspersed false start.

 

[BobPSU92]

1st and 10 from the 25: Roberson looks to hand off to Cain, but Cain runs the wrong play. Roberson is left to improvise. With all the receivers well covered, Roberson scrambles East-West and slides down at the 21 for a loss of four. 2nd and 14 from the 21.

Oh, first successful play. Two-yard gain by Lee in the 3rd quarter.

 

[91Joe95]

Fullback dive.

 

[psuro]

1st and 10 from the 25: Roberson looks to hand off to Cain, but Cain runs the wrong play. Roberson is left to improvise. With all the receivers well covered, Roberson scrambles East-West and slides down at the 21 for a loss of four. 2nd and 14 from the 21.

Oh, first successful play. Two-yard gain by Lee in the 3rd quarter.

You could take the fun out of a Roman orgy.

 

[PSUQBKeeper]

Roberson fakes a handoff to Cain and keeps it, gain of 6

 

[NittanyChris]

Cain off-tackle for one and a half yards. With Roberson at QB, Illinois has no reason at all not to sell out to stop the run and force Roberson to throw.

 

[sluggo72]

65 toss power trap, could break wide open

 

[bkmtnittany1]

Philly Special!

 

[BobPSU92]

65 toss power trap, could break wide open

Everybody go long!

 

[BobPSU92]

Philly Special!

pitt runs the Kenny Pickett Fence.

 

[phillybillyreprise]

With all the talk of emphasizing improvement in the running game, the flea-flicker is all set up. TOUCHDOWN!

 

[Mr. Potter]

Try this on for size:

Tyler Warren direct snap for a QB run.

 

[PSU87]

I predict a lot of posters will find our first play offensive

 

[razpsu]

Roberson throws the bomb. Franklin saying throw it long. Doesn’t work then we run up the middle several times and punt.

 

[STPGopherfan]

Defense. Opening kick-off gets returned by PSU for a TD.

 

[OhioLion]

32 zone glance.
OL

 

[McCloudersportLion]

Bring in the track zombie speed walker in to break a pineapple over their center- they call it the "And There Goes The Last of the Moheegan Colorado Dikkkaloes"

 

[Ten Thousan Marbles]

I think we will be lined up with a fullback. And, we will pass from that formation.

That is ALL !!!

 

[psu00]

And the Big 2(12) officiating crew marks it as 2nd and three.

The Midwest special. That would be a serious referine ‘drunk walk’ spot.

It could be worse, I guess. An SEC crew would mark the spot correctly but they’d call it 2nd and 10.

 

[bison13]

Quick kick and we let our D win the game for us.

 

[Nittanyfarmer]

First play of the game will be a called time-out to avoid a delay of game penalty. Then a deep hand-off to Lee for minus five yards because the coaches thought it was 3rd and 1 and that's usually our bread and butter play on 3rd and short.

 

[AWS1022]

Hand off for no gain. We’re consistent if nothing else.

 

[ApexLion]

Abd I am sure many will say fumble int or false start.

OK let’s say first “successful” offensive play.

I say flanker screen to Dotson. 8 yard gain.

Triple option belly dive to Tank for 3.5.

 

[ouirpsu]

You could take the fun out of a Roman orgy.

Is there any other kind?

 

[ouirpsu]

I predict a lot of posters will find our first play offensive

 

[AWS1022]

You could take the fun out of a Roman orgy.

He would use tongs and wear a hazmat suit at an orgy.