PSU - Bucknell Match Thread
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Yo, real-talk, she hula'd her ass off. She was hula'ing around her knee for pete's sake. I can't even hula around my waist. That had to take years of practice and commitment.
Coincidentally, I'm a fix-him-upper, so that was a huge plus in my personal book.
Think it's a deal-breaker that I can't hula? Or perhaps it's a positive because she can see me in a vulnerable state, learning to hula? I may or may not be in love.
I talked to her and the understanding is you will most certainly have to come to State College and bring with you a gift of significance.
The gift desired and tribute to be made is as a gesture of true honor you must deliver onto the Great Recruiter one Patrick Kennedy. This single gesture of good will and heart will warrant an introduction, from which point your game will determine your fortune.
Another acceptable gift is a portfolio of Gold Intel . . . just so long as the package is at least 3" thick.
She'll also want some reassurances about not getting crop dusted.
I'd bet Iowa is an early lead, there. Haven't had many conversations with PK, but I would hedge that he's heading there, barring a complete recruiting blunder.
Look, every girl I've ever cropdusted has never complained afterwards. Hell, half of em compliment me.
Still no leads on a name, but you guys find time to joke around? C'mon now. Pennsylvania ain't THAT big.
Time to find a Happy Valley missed connections page.
to be clear I typed in hula girl penn state and got that. Oh to be young again.
Iowa, early lead. So you are saying he is waiting to see if The Great Recruiter is interested?
I am by no means any sort of insider. I would not know. I just know all KM guys seem to grow up Iowa fans, and I had one little joking conversation about him, and he had Iowa-esque answers. Good kid. Hope he does well, even at Iowa.
I'm of no help or hope with any info on PK.
But back to the task at hand... HULA HOOP GIRL. We nee... I need answers. Closure, at least.
Dude, cut it out -- tears are streaming down my face and I'm about to have an asthma attack.
But I'm totally going to use you as an example the next time I get flack for 'wasting time on the internet'.
"Rachel" trying to convince recruits she's not a robot ... did she get a copy of the binder?rumor has it these were in the binder Mitt Romney dropped off in Iowa City
the CDT answered wrestling questions once again. Unfortunately for @CropDuster507 they didn't respond to the question submitted by @dunkej01 about the hula girl. They did respond to another question submitted by dunke. CLICK HERE for the article.
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