Things that will happen before Cael does a Flo docu...

[matter7172]

Phil Knight bankrolls a woman's sport and reinstates wrestling at the University of Oregon.

 

[Brian LB-U]

Hawkeye Report finally concedes David Taylor Thomas Gilman won a big match.

 

[Just another PSU Fan]

Justin Tucker misses an extra point?!

 

[psu4life570]

The homers on HR only predict 9 All Americans this year instead of 10

 

[psu4life570]

Eric Grajales and Andrew Alton wrestle a LOW scoring 1-0 TB match.

Montell Marion is "permanently suspended"

 

[Starburst_]

Penn State comes back to earth after Ruth and Taylor graduate

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Steven Avery gets released

 

[lookleft goright]

Someone comes up with proof that wrestling actually started before 2010.

 

[lookleft goright]

Spencer Lee wins a state title as a senior

 

[SWPA]

BTN releases the 2018-2019 wrestling schedule......ehh

 

[pawrestlersintn]

Speaking of schedules...the wrestling schedule is released BEFORE anyone asks when it will be released.

 

[El-Jefe]

Drew Astorino picks up the bench headset and screams at Jay to "put that MFer back in the game!"

 

[guinnessforbreakfast]

Jordan Burroughs does an interview with a shirt on.

 

[lookleft goright]

Turk and Stoll win the NRA gun safety citizen award.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Flo streams a tournament and has ZERO COMPLAINTS.

 

[El-Jefe]

John Urschel gets a B.

 

[SWPA]

Jaggers coaches from the corner in green sweatpants and a mustard stained Billy Idol t-shirt.

 

[amattaro]

The board agrees on if Sadulaev hit a Petersen, fireman’s, or barrel roll.

 

[amattaro]

The board agrees on if Sadulaev hit a Petersen, fireman’s, or barrel roll.

Snyder gets out of said Petersen, fireman’s, or barrel role.

 

[SWPA]

The board agrees on if Sadulaev hit a Petersen, fireman’s, or barrel roll.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

I watched as much of that as I could, and am pissed that I wasted 10 seconds of my life on it.

 

[pawrestlersintn]

Turk/Stoll gun jokes will get old.

H/T lookleft goright

 

[SetonHallPirate]

The WrestlingByPirate Dual Impact Index will become a nationally-respected ranking.

 

[GogglesPaizano]

Lord Voldemort wins a Natonal Championship

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Cenzo’s mom switches hats

 

[lookleft goright]

Terry Brands will take out Tolly Thompson, no matter how big he is.

 

[PSUaggie]

Jaggers coaches from the corner in green sweatpants and a mustard stained Billy Idol t-shirt.

Or an oversized green sweater.

 

[matter7172]

Terry Brands will take out Tolly Thompson, no matter how big he is.

Before or after he runs out of BJC to avoid the handshakes after another Iowa loss?

 

[johnstownsteel]

Johnstownsteel goes over to HR and admits it was all his fault and he now wants to become a Hawkeye fan.

johnstownsteel becomes president of the “inner circle”...

 

[nitlion6]

johnstownsteel becomes president of the “inner circle”...

Of HR or the Blue and White brain trust?

 

[PSUbluTX]

Roar goes rogue, starts a bunch of non-wrestling threads, and posts a boatload of nonsensical, wildly speculative, and downright mean-spirited things in every other active thread on the board.

 

[86PSUPaul]

Cael will ask Jason to throw him!

 

[bowandarrow]

Cael and Casey become brand ambassadors for Rogaine.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Posters actually read thru all the posts before posting

 

[PSUbluTX]

LemonPie demands that wrestlers cover up their icky sweaty bodies like the good old days, but preferably with long sleeved shirts too.

 

[tikk10]

People actually read the through the other posts before posting.

 

[dbldoofus]

People actually read the through the other posts before posting.

Where can I get tickets for a match?
When is the schedule coming out?
What mat is Carton-Pletcher on?

 

[Chickenman Testa]

People actually read the through the other posts before posting.

 

[Dogwelder]

Cael goes on Shark Tank to revive Undefeated-brand training cookies.

 

[Chickenman Testa]

LemonPie demands that wrestlers cover up their icky sweaty bodies like the good old days, but preferably with long sleeved shirts too.

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