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Biggest Hawkeye Board Meltdown

*significantly changes the bet once he realizes how stupid he is*

"You're on!"
Sounds like you are really relying on those crucial escapes.

My bet was with madden but sure, lets do it.

#fatetempteriam
 
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i'm telling you they're tempting fate right now! lots of bad juju being created on this board.

keep going fellas! i want to see nelson hit a go behind on the edge to steal one from starocci. you're almost there!

🙄🙄🙄 Good Lord you desperate Little Brother squackeyes are getting more desperate by the moment. You losers need far more than "the wrestling Gods" to bail your sorry asses out. LMFAO
 
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Live feed from a random PSU homer

Iowa fans analyzing the upcoming match:

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even though you guys will likely win this dual, you're setting yourself up for disappointment with all of these ridiculous predictions. it's to the point i almost think iowa has a shot because 4-5 posters on here are annoying the wrestling gods lol
So your saying the wrestling gods have the similar posters at HR (sorry, GO IOWA AWESOMER THAN OTHER SKOOLS) on ignore? I guess that makes sense.

Note to self: "we are all idiots. We spend our valuable time reading other people's shyte and posting our own on anonymous message boards."
 
🙄🙄🙄 Good Lord you desperate Little Brother squackeyes are getting more desperate by the moment. You losers need far more than "the wrestling Gods" to bail your sorry asses out. LMFAO
I know I shouldn't do this, but I just can't help myself...

What is a "squackeye"? You've typed this approximately 14,000 times since the weekend, I just don't get that specific derisive nickname.

Now, if it was "squawkeye", I would understand. Then it would obviously be a play on "hawkeye". But that isn't what you've repeatedly typed. It seems like you've created a catch-all for use on both the hawkeyes and buckeyes. If that was your intention, missions accomplished, I guess.
 
Is there an application process? Does it involve an interview? Do I have to stand in front of a panel and bend the knee?

You need to you pledge. "I, state your name..."

You don't get bend your own knee. Max bends your knee.


We'll also need to give you a name.

 
What is a "squackeye"? You've typed this approximately 14,000 times since the weekend, I just don't get that specific derisive nickname.

For those that understand, no explanation is necessary. For those that don't, no explanation is possible.
 
i'm telling you they're tempting fate right now! lots of bad juju being created on this board.

keep going fellas! i want to see nelson hit a go behind on the edge to steal one from starocci. you're almost there!

Oh btw, you squackeye clowns don't have the greatest trackrecord on your proclamations on these matters. Remember all the laughing at "Carl" when he said, in his inaugural PSU PC, that he left his Alma Mater in 2009 for PSU because it afforded him an opportunity that just wasn't available at ISU - namely the ability to build an unassailable Dynasty given PSU's strong history and its location in the heart of Pennsylvania and the epicenter of the strongest recruiting area in the nation by a factor many times over.... Remember all the laughter and ridicule "Carl's" statements generated on the squackeye boards? Gee, all the predictions of how "Carl" would have less success at PSU than he did at ISU... and all the ridicule of how insane and ridiculous his statements were.... and how laughably inaccurate they would turn out to be..... didn't prove to turn out the way you squackeye wrestling mensas claimed - did it now???? LMAO - "wrestling Gods" indeed!
 
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You’re right. Going forward I will only post how outstanding the Penn St wrestling program has become. I will disparage all who disagree even if they state facts. I will also join in as we all pat ourselves on the back after the Nittany Lions win their 10th title in the last 12 years. And will pile on how the PSU wrestlers not only won their matches but beat their opponents into submission. I will acknowledge that Cael is the best coach in any sport, ever and will hate on those evil trolls, the Brands brothers. Would this make me less annoying and strange? I really hope so as I seek your approval on this board.
Can you at least try this for a while. 6, 8, maybe 90 months or so.
 
even though you guys will likely win this dual, you're setting yourself up for disappointment with all of these ridiculous predictions. it's to the point i almost think iowa has a shot because 4-5 posters on here are annoying the wrestling gods lol
The wrestling God has his office(s, 2 actually) in Rec Hall and the Lorenzo complex (part of Rec Hall) and staff only reads him the funniest of all the posts. He rarely becomes annoyed, well as long you have a plan. Do not approach him with any silliness if you have no plan. That is bad.
 
I can see svn pinning murin then the tears would flow and he would melt down
I don't think SVN is going to pin Max (that would be cool though). I do think Max is going to come out and try to bully SVN, and I think the first time they seriously grab hold of each other Max is going to have a moment where he is thinking "shyt, I didn't see that".
Max isn't going to be able to bully SVN and SVN has a gas tank equal in size or maybe bigger than Max's. It's going to be who has a more effective skill set, and that is SVN.
 
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even though you guys will likely win this dual, you're setting yourself up for disappointment with all of these ridiculous predictions. it's to the point i almost think iowa has a shot because 4-5 posters on here are annoying the wrestling gods lol
Kind of like Iowa fans and the 2021 tournament, predicting 10 AAs, 4 champs and the scoring record?
 
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I don't think SVN is going to pin Max (that would be cool though). I do think Max is going to come out and try to bully SVN, and I think the first time they seriously grab hold of each other Max is going to have a moment where he is thinking "shyt, I didn't see that".
Max isn't going to be able to bully SVN and SVN has a gas tank equal in size or maybe bigger than Max's. It's going to be who has a more effective skill set, and that is SVN.
I'm hoping for the got caught moment. I can see it happening in svn match or beau match. The way brooks has controlled Assad I can see him turning him from on top. I honestly believe we get at least one pin if not two which will put us over the top can't wait for this dual
 
It was an answer to the "biggest HR meltdown" question. And yes, that would piss them off. If Cael were as petty as I am which he isn't, he'd not let Spencer wrestle in his home state. Against us anyway.... lol
Oops
 
A lot of close matchups in this one. Here's my early prediction:
125 Steen loses to by Fall Iowa 6-0
133 RBY over Teske MD Iowa 6-4 Could very easily be a Dec
141 Beau loses to Woods Dec Iowa 9-4
149 SVN over Murin Iowa 9-7
157 Haines over Seibrecht Dec PSU 10-9
165 Facundo over Kennedy Dec PSU 13-9
174 Starocci over Brands Dec PSU 16-9
184 Brooks over Assad MD PSU 19-9
197 Dean over Warren Dec PSU 22-9
285 Kerk loses to Cassiopi Dec PSU 22-12
 
After that long speech about respecting guys that want to wrestle in big moments there is no way we forfeit any weight unless someone is seriously hurt. If I'm Kerk I want to beat Cassiopis ass in BJC in front of the whole world
 
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I wondered when that shit would come back on that main character was awesome. Little freaky with his sister but hey it's tv right? Lol
I have waited years for this. Also. A Discovery of Witches which went to AMC+. That said, Tom Hardy has been quite busy.
 
Murin and SVN have about the exact same result against Paniro Johnson and Austin Gomez. They both lost close matches. Each were taken down once by Johnson and twice by Gomez. SVN did take down Gomez late but it had no bearing on the match. I see this being a one takedown match as well.
I agree here and think this will be a 3-2 type match. I picked Murin to get this one based on his experience level but could see SVN take it also. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Murin succeed here and SVN get him later at Big 10s or NCAAs. Both apply heavy pressure, come forward and tire guys out. I’d like to see SVN develop a consistent go to leg attack. Murin is always right there against the top guys but I can’t remember him getting a takedown on a top 3 - top 5 opponent.
 
I agree here and think this will be a 3-2 type match. I picked Murin to get this one based on his experience level but could see SVN take it also. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Murin succeed here and SVN get him later at Big 10s or NCAAs. Both apply heavy pressure, come forward and tire guys out. I’d like to see SVN develop a consistent go to leg attack. Murin is always right there against the top guys but I can’t remember him getting a takedown on a top 3 - top 5 opponent.
I see a nailbiter, too . . . but am giving SVN the nod on a better ability to create angles. I’ll give him the advantage in scrambles, too.
 
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