Once a troll boy named Lando was watching his 20th straight hour of TV for the day. During his favorite nighttime show, he started to notice that the pretty actress on the screen was talking and looking directly at him. Eventually, he drifted off to sleep. When he awoke, he was so excited, that he rush to tell his caretakers about this Shockingly, none of them believed him. He quickly became convinced that they were all just jealous of the connection between the two, and these "caretakers" were trying to come in between the predestined couple.
He had nothing else to keep him occupied, other than his incessant TV-viewing, so he dedicated himself toward gathering all relevant information on her ... he eventually found out where she lived, and then started following her everywhere, convinced random movements and looks were clandestine indications of interest and invitations to keep following her.
One night he couldn't take it anymore ... he had to be nearer ... their love was pulling him closer. He ended up climbing through a window into her house, creeping into her bedroom, taking off his clothes and hovering over her while she slept, thinking to himself how lucky he was to have been invited into their future love palace. The actress woke up and, seeing a troll-like figure staring at her from inches away, breathing heavily, with drool dripping off his chin ... she screamed, jumped up and ran out of the room to call the police.
Lando was convinced that the screams were screams of passion, and that she ran away only because she was so enamored with him, seeing him disrobed, that she couldn't stand it, and had to create space between the two, lest she give into her passions, which would overwhelm her. Obviously she didn't call the police ... they just happened to show up on their own ... probably a cop was passing by when he heard the scream. When the police mentioned she dialed 911, Lando the troll boy determined that, since the policeman never mentioned that she called the police ... just 911 ... she was obviously calling 911 just to report a medical emergency ... she thought she was going to pass out from the excitement and joy of finding Lando the troll boy in her room. He had finally got the message, and couldn't be convinced otherwise.
The court granted Lando bail, and, in the meantime, the actress, obviously shaken up, changed her number and moved to a new temporary location. She even adopted a new look - cut and colored her hair, started wearing different styles of clothing, and would only go outside with a hat and sunglasses on, so as to avoid the possibility Lando the troll boy could spot her. Lando, of course, would not be deterred. He eventually found her, convinced she wanted him to, because she never specifically uttered the words "stay away" and, obviously, someone who wanted you to stay away, would say "stay away," just as the many people he had encountered in the past had done.
And now the actress is dead. The end.
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This story is equivalent to Lando's actions and arguments here.
What a dumb and creepy dude this guy is. He's not right in the noggin.