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The funniest Beverly Hillbillies was when Mr. Drysdale needed a ringer for a company skeet shooting event. He mentioned it to Jed and he said Grannie was pretty good.

Grannie shot like Annie Oakley
My funniest Beverly Hillbillies scene below, about Lafe Crick.

  • Jed Clampett: Jethro, I reckon we gotta let Granny blow off that head of steam she built up over Lafe Crick or she's gonna be sputterin' and hissin' like that for weeks.
  • Jethro Bodine: I reckon it'd pleasure her a heap to cut loose and speak her mind.
  • Jed Clampett: Granny, what do you think of Lafe Crick?
  • Daisy Moses: Why he is the laziest, no-account varmint that ever drawed a breath!
  • Jethro Bodine: Go Granny, go.
  • Daisy Moses: Why the only hard work that he ever done was to turn over in bed! He can get up in the mornin' with nothin' to do and by nightfall, it's only half done!
  • Jed Clampett: That's it, Granny, mean mouth him good.
  • Daisy Moses: His woman does all the work over at their place. And the only time she ever got him out in the field, she had to sharpen the stump so he couldn't set down!
  • Jed Clampett: Blow the lid off, Granny, let her fly.
  • Daisy Moses: The only nickle he ever earned was when his Pa paid him 2 bits to stay away from the house! Why he would whitewash his own Ma and rent her out to haunt houses! Why, he's so lazy, even his scarecrows have to set in a chair! You talk about a liar, why that Lafe Crick wouldn't know the truth if he stepped on it bare-footed!
 
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