I saw this and thought it was funny.

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But my favoring GHD joke is:

An immigrant decides he wants his US Citizenship so he goes to take the test and keeps failing. Finally, the agent feels bad for him and says "I'll make this test easy on you. I'll name a holiday celebrated in America and if you can describe it, I'll grant your citizenship."

"the Fourth of July." The immigrant thinks for a few minutes and says "Oh, I've got this. the 4th of July is when Americans dress up in green, have parades, drink green beer, and pretend they are Irish!"

No says the agent. Let's try again. Labor Day. The immigrant thinks for a few minutes and says "Is it the day when Americans kill a large bird and roast it along with a feast of other foods and give thanks for their health, bounty and well-being?

No says the Agent. Then he says, I am sorry but you are just too dumb to be an American citizen. The immigrant says "no wait, one more chance, I know I can do this!" The agent says OK, one more shot, if you don't get it, we are done. The immigrant says OK.

So the agent thinks and decides he said a holiday celebrated in America and decides to use a holiday known worldwide. the agent says "describe Easter." The immigrant jumps up excitedly and yells "I know this! These Romans kill Jesus. His followers put his body in a hole and he is resurrected on Easter and this is celebrated by Christians worldwide...". The agent interrupts and says "You did it, congratulations on your American citizenship!" The immigrant says "no wait, let me finish. After Jesus comes out of the hole, if he sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of winter."

The “discussion” about the abhorrent behavior of PSU fans towards Prince Spencer continues. How long will it last?

Edit: the poll is meant to read being bio’s not being good! Can’t figure out how to fix it😕

I’m sure we can all be happy about this!
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F them......... Give them the very same. The real tragedy in the US wasn't Trump winning an election, but the left's reaction to him. It will have lasting damage on our constitutional republic.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/01/12/what_caused_the_political_hysteria_148719.html

The Left has gone mad over former President Donald J. Trump -- past, present, and future.

The current Democratic Party and NeverTrump "conservatives" assumed that Trump was and remains so obviously toxic that they do not have to define exactly what his evil entails.

Accordingly, they believe that any means necessary are justified to stop him. And furthermore, these zealots, when out of power, insist such extraordinary measures should not be emulated and institutionalized by their opponents, much less ever boomeranged back upon their creators.

In this context, the Republicans retaking control of the House of Representatives once again raises the question of whether they should reply in kind.

Given the current investigation following the Mar-a-Lago raid, should there also be a mirror-image special prosecutor to examine President Joe Biden's lost stash of classified documents in his insecure office following his vice presidency?

Can House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., ever be considered too inflammatory, given that his predecessor, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tore up the president's State of the Union address on national television?

How many Democratic House members should be denied committee assignments to remind the Congress that Pelosi's rejection of Republican nominees was a terrible precedent?

How many congressional subpoenas with threats of criminal prosecution and performance-art arrests should be issued to Democratic politicos to stop the criminalization of political differences?

In our current age, will all former president's private homes, closets, and drawers now be subject to FBI raids to ensure that "classified" documents were not wrongly stored there?

Are Biden's current homes also a logical target, given his sloppy handling of classified foreign policy papers -- eerily reminiscent of an abandoned laptop belonging to son Hunter Biden and daughter Ashley Biden's lost diary?

Was it ever a good idea to impeach a first-term president the moment he lost his party's majority in the House -- but without any hope of a conviction in the Senate? Would such a similar impeachment send a warning to Biden to honor his oath of office and start enforcing U.S. immigration law?

Does a phone call now an impeachment make, on the grounds that Trump mixed domestic politics with foreign policy?

She is risking the wrath of the woke mob......... getting cancelled...........

NCAA All-American Swimmer Riley Gaines Calls Out The NCAA, Says Men Competing In Women’s Sports Is “A Mockery”​

https://www.boundingintosports.com/...-men-competing-in-womens-sports-is-a-mockery/

She wrote, “Girls are reluctant to use their voices due to fear of retaliation. They are told they will never get a job or into a graduate program if they speak out. They are told their school has already made their stances for them.”

“They are emotionally blackmailed into thinking they are wrong for being uncomfortable undressing in front of a naked man,” she continued. “In this instance, the concerned female athletes are the ones referred to counseling at the LGBTQ+ education center on campus so they can learn of the oppression these trans-athletes face."

Gaines closed her arguments stating that women’s sports will only be defended when people decide to finally take a firm stand against this attempt to diminish the work of real women and their accomplishments.

“We should not give up the awards we have earned simply to validate the feelings and identity of a male. There is no equity, sportsmanship, fairness, or opportunities for women to succeed at an elite level without sex-based categories.”

Reported falsities and inaccuracies then was fired the next day. Sounds about right.


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This link should get everyone behind the paywall...

Nice to see MAGA racism have consequences...😎

Jacob Warner came out to Fat Bottom Girls at the All Star match, that song is definitely a top 5 for me. I do enjoy today's athletes coming out to 70's & 80's rock classics!

Metallica's Enter Sandman has to be the #1 Walk Out song ... am I wrong?

It sounds like the big guy and Hunter may have lawyered up in December.​

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Biden took out $250K line of credit against Delaware beach home amid Hunter probe, classified docs scandal​

Nothing to see here, move on

OOPS! Thanks Ron.

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Cael discusses the lack of point scoring in the Penn State vs Iowa dual, pulling Levi’s red shirt and the difficulty of traveling to meets, while maintaining weight.

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No paywall...

Login to view embedded media well, myocarditis due to a month long cold.

Simply to show deep state they don’t run the country and they work for the people.